So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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