Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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