i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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