I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
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