i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
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