I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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