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(937): View more from Ohio

Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.

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(914): View more from New York

This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.

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(815): View more from Illinois

You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.

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Best Friends For Life.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP

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(602): View more from Arizona

But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.

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(605): View more from South Dakota

Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.

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(812): View more from Indiana

Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?

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(518): View more from New York

I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.

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(703): View more from Virginia

We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you

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