If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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