I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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