just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
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