You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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