could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
Randomize
