Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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