Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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