you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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