the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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