what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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