I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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