so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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