Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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