Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I did not marry a roomba.
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