Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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