We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize