I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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