Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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