I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
Randomize
