I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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