The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
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