And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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