Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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