sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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