I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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