If i come over, it means nothing
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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