Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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