check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I think my moral compass just broke
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