what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
