well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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