try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
we're making bets on your personal life
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Randomize
