Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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