i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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