You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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