I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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