He called his prostate his "boner button".
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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