It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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