The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
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