i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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