Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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