Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
