We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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