try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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