been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
We had sex on a dog bed..
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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