thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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