So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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