i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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