I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I'm bleeding and have questions
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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