It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
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